Spainish Premier Orders Troops out of Iraq. Well, the new socialist prime minister of Spain came out today and made a strong statement. He said... "Spain is the puppet to any and all terrorists who want to push us around. All you have to do is bomb our trains and we will run away crying in our paella. We have no spines! We have no resolve! We are yellow!"

It's hard to believe that this country once conquered South America.