Colorado, Football & Sex. So you've probably already heard that the coach was suspended and the former place kicker has said that she was raped over the summer by teammates. Well, the coach in a press conference said that she was a terrible place kicker. I can't believe that someone in his position would sink to the 6th grade strategy of attacking the person on some completely different subject, but he went there. I think Colin Quinn summed it up best on his comedy show when he said, "That's like saying Laci Peterson was a bad swimmer."