New Comedy Bit. So I'm working on a new bit for my comedy routine... it goes like this:

I have been to hell... To Satan's realm.
I have observed the Devil's kingdom.
I have seen it's fiery paths and torturous caverns.
I have witnessed Beelzebub's minions, those disciples of darkness, exercising unrighteous dominion over the throngs of outcasts who wear looks of despair & utter hopelessness on their drawn, and gaunt faces.
I myself have stood in the midst of these lost souls and have experienced their pain... their suffering... their wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I have lived all of this firsthand...
and you can too.
For the Kingdom of Lucifer is the California DMV!